Thats a cup of what?

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week because its cheaper than therapy!

Lets begin:

I did not almost fall into our kids tub while cleaning it....because I decided to scrub the floor first before cleaning the tub....and it did not make the floor super slippery....no I would never do that...

We did not go and do black friday just for a 10 dollar toy...who would be so crazy to do that....my husband and I did not laugh the entire time we were there at the mass of people at walmart....the lines, the crowds, the caution tape....we did not get stuck every way we turned due to the crowds, lines and caution tape....all for a 10 dollar toy....nope not us!!! and no we did not check out at exactly 10:01pm!!

I did not want to sell my kids this past week or weekend due to all the fighting, yelling, and hitting....I have tons of patience when it comes to my kids...and never once think about setting them outside with a "free to good home sign"

My husband did not finally fix a whole in our wall that has been there for 3 years (longer than our daughter has been alive) thats behind our couch....no he would never wait that long to patch a simple hole...and the only reason the whole got fixed is not due to the fact that I want to repaint the wall a different color

I swear I do not go to target 5-6xs a week....no I would make sure to only go once a week....that makes more sense then going there daily.......I surely did not buy a coffee cup at one of my many target trips because it made me laugh out loud...and you really have to get my sense of humor to understand why its so funny

My day today did not start with my daughter telling repeatedly that she does not like me....she would never say that....shes always so sweet and loving

Nor would my son come out of the bathroom saying he's sooo sorry...and look like he's about the cry...saying it wasn't his fault he's all wet....he would not then tell me he was trying to read a book while in there and had a mishap with his part and aiming...and I would not look at him about to laugh on the inside cuz that would just be mean....nope not me!...and I would never take a picture of him to show off to his dad to see if he can figure out what happened....nope not me either!!!

I am not looking at my work email seeing that I have 4 unread emails....but can NOT for the life of me figure out where they are....I did not shut down my machine thinking that would fix my issue only to start up outlook and see that there are still 4 unread email....and no way would it be that has given up the search for the 4 unread emails 5 hrs later of searching....nope not me!

So what has everyone else been or not been doing?

Elisa